If I’m ever busted for a crime, it will probably be ham-related, so I can sympathize here.
A bar in Cadiz, in southwest Spain, was robbed last week. Someone stole seven big legs of cured HAM that were hanging above the bar. Also some cash and a TV, but really we want to focus on the ham.
34-year-old Domingo Infante owns the bar. While he was on the phone with the cops, his wife and mother-in-law noticed there was a trail of FAT leading from the door down the street.
That’s what happens when you drag a bunch of ham down the street, apparently.
Anyway, the cops started following it, and it led right to the burglar’s door. So the cops busted in and he was arrested.