There were some very loud howling winds in Niagara Falls, New York on Tuesday, and at least one person couldn’t fall asleep because of the noise.
So they did the only reasonable thing . . . they called the cops. Yes, they called the cops on the wind.
The police dispatcher alerted all the cars on patrol, quote, “Someone called to see if [we] could stop the wind from blowing so they could sleep. If any of you could do that, could you let me know?” There’s no word if any cops WERE able to help.