I know we can’t have people running around randomly shooting at each other over trivial things . . . but since no one got hurt here, this gets a pass for being a glorious exception.
A 56-year-old woman named Debra Lingerfelt lives in a rural area in Sullivan County, Tennessee. And last week, she got mad at her neighbors for their music.
She yelled at them, quote, “That is duck music, so how would you like me to come over there and duck you in the face?”
I have no idea what duck music is, or how you then duck someone in the face, but clearly it all made sense to Debra.
So she went into her house, grabbed her gun . . . and fired off EIGHT SHOTS. Fortunately none of them hit anything.
Then she pulled out her harmonica and started playing it, apparently to show her neighbors what GOOD music sounded like.
Or, at least, ominous music. Because she told her neighbors the song she was playing was their, quote, “death music.”
She was arrested for aggravated assault.