In this day and age, no one proposes by getting down on one knee and giving a little speech anymore. No . . . now everything’s got to be grandiose and public and Instagrammable.
A 23-year-old guy named Kyle Stump from Sheffield Lake, Ohio proposed to his girlfriend Michelle back on March 17th by SPRAY PAINTING it on the wall of a shopping center.
It said, quote, “Michelle, marry me. I love you. 3-17-17. Familia.”
The cops figured out who was behind the graffiti a few days later . . . and Kyle was arrested and charged with criminal mischief. He’ll be in court tomorrow.
On the bright side for him, Michelle said yes.