If you’re gonna call the cops on someone, make sure you don’t commit a worse crime than THEY did while police are en route . . .
A 36-year-old guy named Yogesh Patel owns a convenience store in Salem, New Hampshire called M&N Borderline Discount.
Last Friday night he called police after 10 non-paying customers left their cars in his parking lot. But when the cops showed up, they ended up arresting HIM for vandalism.
After the phone call, he and a 43-year-old employee went out to the parking lot and drilled HOLES in more than 20 tires on all 10 cars.
The cops checked the surveillance footage to prove they did it, and also found the drill they used.
Both men are facing charges for falsifying physical evidence and conspiracy to commit criminal mischief. They’re due in court next month.