I hate to call a brand new marriage DOOMED, but I don’t know, guys.
A 31-year-old guy named John Delozier from Johnstown, Pennsylvania got married this weekend.
When he and his new wife got home after the wedding and they were going through their gifts, she said she wanted to put away some of the money they got. And that made John FURIOUS, because he said she only cared about money.
They got into an argument, and he wound up CHOKING her and then running away.
The cops tracked him down and arrested him.
And he’s still in jail on $40,000 bail . . . because apparently his new wife isn’t going to use any of their wedding money to pay the 10% to get him out.