There’s a 63-year-old guy in Bradenton, Florida named Nicholas Dibble who’s been having issues with his neighbors. He claims the guy across the street is a drug dealer, and that the woman next door is running a brothel out of her house.
It’s not clear if any of that’s true. But the thing he’s really worried about is his MAIL. He claims someone’s been stealing it.
So earlier this month, he decided to catch them in the act by putting a MOUSETRAP in his mailbox. But his plan backfired.
He was planning to tell his mailman about it, but she came at a different time than usual. So HER hand got caught in the mousetrap, and she called the cops.
She could have had him arrested for battery, but decided not to press charges.
The U.S. Postal Service wasn’t so nice though. Now they won’t deliver ANY of his mail, and he has to pick it up at the post office.
He says he has no way to get there, and it’s a huge inconvenience. But they don’t care. So he’ll just have to figure it out.