There’s something that’s SO perfect about this guy getting busted because he’s FOUL and RUDE.
The cops in Thousand Oaks, California were investigating a burglary back in October, and as they searched the house, they realized the burglar had used the toilet . . . but didn’t flush.
So they bagged up his floaters and took them back to the lab for DNA testing.
It wasn’t super high priority, apparently, because the DNA from his feces was just processed a few weeks ago . . . and it matched the profile in the police database of a 42-year-old guy named Andrew Jensen.
So he was arrested last week for first-degree residential burglary.
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