There’s a whole diet that’s based around putting BUTTER in coffee. It sounds gross. I’ve actually tasted it and can say . . . yeah, it totally IS gross.
But this is worse. A TV sports reporter from Philadelphia named Jim Salisbury tweeted last week that he ran out of half-and-half for his coffee, so he put in a scoop of MAYONNAISE. And it’s, quote, “Not half bad!”
But pretty much EVERYONE on Twitter disagreed and said it sounded HORRIBLE. It’s not clear if any of them tried it first . . . or just felt like they could make a fair judgment regardless.