It’s still too early in the year for Christmas music. Once you’ve bought your Halloween costume, THEN you can start blasting “Good King Wenceslas” on a 24-hour loop. Before then? Live in the moment, man.
There’s a 41-year-old guy from Iowa City, Iowa named Aaron Holz. Last week, he got drunk and, apparently, the Christmas spirit hit him.
So he went out into the street by his apartment and started singing “Jingle Bells”. And to make sure everyone heard him, he used a BULLHORN to really project it.
Some of his neighbors called the cops, and he was charged with disorderly conduct.