Which way would you prefer our staff to do you toast at the end of a night?! pic.twitter.com/QKLUb5uX5x
— 🎅🏼hallamnation 🎅🏼 (@hallamnation) December 9, 2017
I want to say that this is the last Internet debate over something random this year . . . but it’s only December 14th. We still have two-and-a-half weeks, which is a lifetime in dumb Internet years.
The big debate on Twitter right now is . . . how do you cut your toast?
The person who posed the question posted pictures of toast cut three different ways: Diagonally, into two triangles . . . cut in half horizontally . . . and cut in half vertically.
And the consensus seems to be: The diagonal cut is the best . . . the horizontal cut is second-best . . . and anyone who cuts their toast down the center vertically is a monster who should be banished from society. Now you know?
(Mashable)
