If you’re at the gym trying to work out but some dude is trying to talk to you . . . and you want a nice, passive-aggressive way to get rid of him . . . here’s the hot new move.
Last week, an author named Olivia Cole tweeted about an interaction she witnessed at the gym . . . where a woman got a guy to go away by pretending to BREAK WIND. As he came over, she said, “Uh, you might not want to come over here, dude. I just farted. It’s bad.”
And now, lots of other women have been tweeting about how they’re successfully using the same technique. We live in interesting times. (Metro)
GUYS. Just now. In gym.
— Olivia A. Cole (@RantingOwl) January 10, 2018
*guy approaches two women working out, with flirtatious eyebrows at the ready*
Girl 1: UH you might not want to come over here, dude. I just farted. It’s bad.
Guy: *looks horrified. leaves.*
Girl 2: omg did you really?
Girl 1: psh no.
