There’s literally nothing about this story that makes sense, but that’s really what makes it great.
A guy in Florida was just arrested for driving six miles with his WIFE on the roof of his car . . . and he swears he didn’t know she was up there.
69-year-old Richard Addy of Stuart, Florida and his 50-year-old wife Elizabeth got drunk at a bar on Monday night. They wound up getting into an argument, so Richard decided to leave without her.
But he was either too drunk or mad or SOMETHING to realize that Elizabeth had climbed onto the roof of his 2011 Toyota Sequoia. And apparently he didn’t hear her banging on the roof and screaming as he drove home.
After six miles, Richard drove past a cop, who pulled him over for, you know, having a woman on top of his car.
And believe it or not, Richard was only charged with misdemeanor reckless driving and permitting a passenger to ride on the exterior of a vehicle.