I usually feel angry at myself after I eat a bunch of fast food, so I guess it’ll be a nice change to have my fast food get angry at ME. Burger King just announced a new burger called the “Angriest Whopper” . . . and by “angry,” they mean, “spicy.”
It’s got an angry RED BUN that has hot sauce baked in, angry deep fried onions, an angry sauce, and angry jalapenos.
It also has bacon, cheese, lettuce, tomato, and mayo, but none of those are angry. It just went on sale at pretty much every Burger King in the country.