Bacon . . . is there anything it can’t do?
An 86-year-old woman in Manchester, England went to the grocery store on Monday. She took some cash out of the ATM and then she started doing her shopping.
As she was walking down one of the aisles, a younger woman walked up and demanded her cash.
But she defended herself by grabbing a package of BACON . . . and using it to beat the woman with.
And apparently an elderly woman filled with rage and wielding bacon is genuinely frightening, because the woman took off running. The cops are still looking for her.