Guy Goes Off on His Wife for Making his Grilled Cheese too Cheesy

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Everyone is wound SO TIGHT these days that sometimes even good things make us EXPLODE.

There’s a 55-year-old guy in Athens, Georgia named James De Paola, and last week, his 51-year-old wife Michelle made him a grilled cheese sandwich.

But she used three pieces of cheese instead of two like he was used to, and that made the sandwich TOO CHEESY for him.  So . . . he flipped out.

He started shouting in Michelle’s face and spitting.  She says he has a history of being violent, so she had their nine-year-old daughter call the cops.  And as she was doing it, James ripped the phone out of the wall.

He was arrested for obstruction of a 911 call and criminal trespassing.

(The Smoking Gun)