Why eat breakfast and drink your coffee separately like an idiot, when you could just have Starbucks combine them for you?
Apparently there’s a new secret menu item at Starbucks that people on the Internet are going crazy for. It’s . . . the OATMEAL LATTE. That’s oatmeal made with steamed milk instead of water, and it has a shot of espresso dumped into it too.
Then you put your own brown sugar, cinnamon, or nuts on top, just in case it doesn’t sound weird enough already. (Uproxx)