This is the least sexy SEE-THRU BIKINI story you’ll ever hear.
A 59-year-old guy named Stephen Wojciehowski of Cedar Run, New Jersey was arrested last week because, according to the police report, he was walking around a beach wearing, quote, “a homemade, clear plastic wrap bikini.”
And no, it wasn’t properly concealing his thunder . . . quote, “His genitals were clearly exposed.” So he was arrested and charged with indecent exposure.