Just a quick reminder: You’re not Santa Claus.
A 26-year-old guy in Tucson, Arizona accidentally got locked out of his house on Sunday morning. So he decided to try to get in by sliding down the CHIMNEY. Only “sliding” was wishful thinking, because he got STUCK in there.
Fortunately for him, a neighbor eventually heard him screaming for help, and firefighters got him out . . . after he was trapped for FOUR hours. (Arizona Republic)