If only this woman had just satisfied her hunger by eating her frozen burrito instead of WEAPONIZING it, we never would’ve heard of these people.
A 59-year-old guy named Douglas Levy from Bay City, Michigan bought some potatoes last month to cook for his wife and their six-year-old daughter.
But when he started making them for dinner one night, his 51-year-old wife Bobbi told him she didn’t want potatoes. And she REALLY meant it.
Bobbi got so upset that she grabbed a burrito out of the freezer and threw it at Douglas. Then she started chasing him around with a pair of scissors.
When he asked her what the hell she was doing, she said, quote, “What are you? A woman?”
She was arrested and charged with felony assault with a dangerous weapon and domestic violence. Her trial just started on Thursday.