Sour cream and onion chips are a glorious invention . . . but this is still an INSANE overreaction.
A 60-year-old guy named George Beaver from Union Township, Pennsylvania was watching TV with his 58-year-old wife last week when she grabbed his bag of Utz Ruffled Sour Cream and Onion chips off the table.
He told her not to touch his chips. And when she ignored him and didn’t put the bag of chips down . . . he BIT a chunk out of her CHEEK. Then he took off.
The cops tracked him down a few days later and arrested him for assault.