Okay, so this comes from a letter to a newspaper in Toronto, so we can’t prove it’s real. But it’s a dilemma that’s absolutely WORTH our time and mental energy.
Quote, “My wife of 10 months is exceptionally attractive, loving, caring, and my best friend . . . [but] she’s excessively flatulent. In the car, while sleeping, while watching TV, while being intimate. It’s become annoying . . . perhaps even disrespectful.”
So he wrote to a newspaper advice column, naturally, to ask what to do.
The advice columnist told him he needs to confront her and even go to the doctor with her to help her find the cause . . . in case it’s a sign of a serious medical issue.
And if it’s not . . . well, maybe keep her away from beans.