Two new types of jeans have just gone on sale and, well, judge for yourself . . .
The first ones just went on sale at Nordstrom. They’re called the “Barracuda Straight Leg Jeans” and they come pre-streaked with lots of FAKE MUD.
And how much do they cost? $425. Wow.
The other new jeans come from a British chain called Topshop. And even though they call them jeans, that’s a stretch . . . because they’re not made from denim and they’re COMPLETELY SEE-THROUGH.
The description says, quote, “These out-of-the-ordinary clear plastic jeans [are] guaranteed to get people talking.” At least they “only” cost $100. (As of late last night, they were no longer listed on Topshop’s website.) (Fox News / UPI)