A guy in Wilmington, North Carolina named Justin Poliachik came in last in his fantasy football league this year.
And this is one of the best punishments we’ve ever seen, because there’s a built-in escape hatch . . . but the escape hatch is even worse than the actual punishment.
For coming in last, he had to spend 24 hours at a WAFFLE HOUSE without leaving . . . but he could shave off 20 minutes for every waffle he ate.
Now, theoretically, that means he could have spent the first 12 hours pounding 36 waffles and gone home. Their waffles are roughly the size of a dinner plate though, so that’s a tall task.
A speed eater named Pat Bertoletti set a world record in 2007 by eating 29 of their waffles in TEN MINUTES. But obviously Justin isn’t a speed eater . . . he’s just a normal guy who sucks at fantasy football. So he only managed to eat SEVEN.
The seven waffles shaved off 2 hours and 20 minutes. Meaning he had to spend 21 hours and 40 minutes there before he finally got to go home. He started at 7:00 P.M. last Thursday, and left around 4:30 P.M. on Friday. (UPI)
