A 46-year-old guy named Jason Tschanz from Spokane Valley, Washington called the cops on Sunday afternoon to report that his TV had been stolen.
But when the cops got there they figured out what REALLY happened.
Jason had broken into his neighbor’s place the day before and STOLEN that TV, plus an Xbox and some other stuff. The neighbor suspected it was him, so she went by his place on Sunday morning, his daughter let her in, and she took the TV back.
Then when Jason came home and saw it was missing, he called the cops. Yes, he called the police to report the TV he’d stolen had been stolen from him.
I’m not sure what outcome he was HOPING for, but he was arrested for residential burglary, theft, and malicious mischief.