This seems like an awfully complicated way to get Doritos, considering you can buy a bag of them in, like, every convenience store in the country.
A 22-year-old guy named Jose Cruz in Pasadena, California was drunk and hungry for some Doritos around 3:15 A.M. last Saturday.
So . . . he broke into a Taco Bell and ate 10 SHELLS for their Doritos Locos tacos.
By the time the cops got to the Taco Bell, he was gone . . . but about four hours later, he wandered up to the police station and confessed.
He’s facing one count of commercial burglary.