Today is World Cat Day. So maybe today, for once, someone will post a picture of a cat on the Internet.
Unfortunately . . . World Cat Day might not be the lovefest it should be.
Because according to a new survey, only 14% of people say they’re a CAT PERSON. 46% say they’re a dog person, and 35% say they’re both. The other 5% say they HATE ANIMALS.
Here are a few more results from the survey . . .
1. One in four people with a cat say it’s their best friend.
2. About two out of five cat owners have more than one.
3. And finally, 64% of people with a cat say they’d rather spend a quiet night with it than with their significant other.
Related Comedy #1: Today is World Cat Day. It’s basically just like World Dog Day, but with way more emotional detachment and sadness. (Tweet It)
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