I’m pretty sure this gets the award for the STRANGEST thing someone’s stolen in 2018: Last week, someone in Kansas City, Missouri stole a GIANT INFLATABLE COLON.
Yes, it’s a 10-foot, 150-pound, pink inflatable replica of the human colon, and it belongs to a nonprofit called the Colon Cancer Coalition out of Minnesota.
They ship it around the country to cancer walks and other events to help get people talking about colon cancer.
Well . . . it was in Kansas City for a walk-run this past weekend, and someone from the University of Kansas Cancer Center left it in the back of their pickup truck last week.
It was deflated, obviously . . . and a thief took it.
The officials at the University of Kansas are hoping that once the thief realizes what it is, they’ll return it. Until then, the cops are out hunting for the colon.