HIGHLIGHTS: A woman without pants fell through the ceiling of a fast food joint in Tennessee on Tuesday night, then ran off. The employees called the cops, and when they got there . . . the woman fell through the ceiling AGAIN. She was arrested.
FULL STORY: I’ve eaten a lot of fast food in my life. A LOT. So why haven’t I ever gotten to see something like this?
On Tuesday night, while people were eating at a fast food joint called Cook Out in Kingsport, Tennessee . . . a half-naked woman fell through the ceiling.
She’s a 26-year-old named Harley Morton, and for some reason, she was on the roof and didn’t have any pants on. She took off running, and the employees called the cops.
And when they got there . . . Harley fell through the ceiling AGAIN. Yeah, apparently she’d gone back onto the roof.
It’s not exactly clear WHY she was on the roof . . . or why she went back . . . but she was arrested for criminal trespassing, vandalism, and disorderly conduct. She also had an outstanding felony warrant for failure to appear.