If you’re gonna get kicked out of some place for making a scene, you might as well REALLY make a scene.
There’s a 42-year-old woman named Kimberly Gabel from St. Petersburg, Florida. On Saturday night she was at a Red Lobster, and she was drunk and bothering other people, so the manager asked her to leave.
She stormed out, cursing the whole way . . . but right before she left, she stopped at the tank in the lobby where there are a bunch of live lobsters.
And she reached in . . . GRABBED ONE . . . then took off.
The store called 911, and a cop tracked down Kimberly nearby, still swearing. She was arrested for disorderly intoxication.
As for the lobster . . . well, we don’t know. When the cop found Kimberly, she didn’t have it with her, and as far as we know, it’s still missing.