It’s hard to make SO many bad choices simultaneously like this guy did.
There’s a 28-year-old guy named Keith Cavalier in Gulfport, Mississippi. And early on Saturday, he CRASHED his pickup truck into the front of a county courthouse.
When the cops got there, he told them he did it on PURPOSE . . . because he figured it would be the best way to get their attention so he could report a crime.
And that crime was . . . someone had stolen his drug paraphernalia. (We don’t know what specific paraphernalia it was.)
He was charged with a DUI and malicious mischief. Fortunately no one was hurt in the crash.
