Two cops were driving around last Friday near Microsoft’s headquarters in Redmond, Washington, close to Seattle. And they saw a guy jogging down the street NAKED.
The only thing he had on was a pair of black Sketchers. And it was around 3:30 in the morning, so it was pretty cold out.
They noticed him when his butt was, quote, “illuminated by a street light.”
So they pulled over and asked him WHY he was jogging naked. And he said he was just trying to build up his immune system to fight the cold weather.
They could have charged him with indecent exposure, but there wasn’t anyone else around. So they decided there weren’t any victims and did not arrest him.
They posted something about it on Facebook afterward, and said they don’t have any pictures to share. And they added, quote, “You are welcome.”