I think this guy needs to revisit his list of goals.
A 23-year-old guy named Tony Strasiser was busted on Sunday for stealing some bed sheets and Clif bars from a Target in Clearwater, Florida.
When a security guard caught him, he dropped the stuff and ran . . . but then he went back to the Target to apologize. The cops were there investigating, so he was arrested for shoplifting.
Why’d he do it? He told the cops that shoplifting was on his BUCKET LIST.
Maybe making national news was also on his bucket list, because if so, he just scratched that off too.