Disney is re-making the 1984 comedy “Splash” . . . the movie where TOM HANKS is a man who got saved by a mermaid played by DARRYL HANNAH when he was a kid, and then later meets up with her as an adult.
After like four days of getting to know her, he commits to living underwater with her for the rest of his life . . . even though he has to leave everyone and everything behind forever.
It’s arguably the BEST movie about irrationally rushing into a relationship.
CHANNING TATUM will star in the new version, but there’s a new wrinkle. He’s NOT the human . . . he’s the MERMAN. And there will be a human woman played by JILLIAN BELL from “Workaholics” and “Eastbound & Down”.