I hate to side against the victim of a crime, but if you ALREADY have your Christmas decorations up, I just can’t have your back.
A 23-year-old guy named Micah Anderson broke into a house in Steamboat Springs, Colorado on Saturday and stole a bunch of stuff, including towels, toilet paper, books, a DVD . . . and a Christmas tree.
Yes, it was September 16th, and the house he broke into ALREADY had their Christmas tree out.
Anyway, the cops tracked Micah down and he was arrested on Tuesday for felony burglary and theft. Let’s just hope that he doesn’t break into this house again next month to steal their Fourth of July decorations.