Sometimes the headlines just write themselves, folks.
The cops in Amsterdam, in the Netherlands, raided a house last week because records showed it was supposed to be empty . . . but they knew someone was living inside.
And when they searched the place, they found about $400,000 hidden inside the washing machine.
So they arrested the 24-year-old guy who was living there . . . for money laundering.
Yes, the guy had the money because he was laundering it . . . but this might be the first case of money laundering that was also so LITERAL.